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<p align=center><b>The MST3K Catch Phrase Catalog</b></p>
<p align=center>Created by a Cast of Usenet Thousands</p>
<p align=center>Updated July 27th, 1995</p>
<p align=center>Compiled by <a href="welcome.html">Cliff Chaput</a></p>

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<p>Here is the latest version of the MST3K Catch Phrase Catalog.  I have added the
catch phrases suggested to me via email or news.  If you know of any catch
phrases that are not on this list, please <a
href="mailto:chaput@ils.nwu.edu">let me know</a>.</p>

<p>A "catch phrase" is a phrase that is repeated in more than one episode of MST3K
with no significant content alterations.  By these rules, running gags internal
to a single show (e.g., "James Arness... I mean Peter Graves!" from _It
Conquered the World_) and volatile context- based phrase changes (e.g., "Jim
Henson's Ghandi Babies", "This week on 'Tormented'", etc.) are disqualified.  A
good rule of thumb: if you can use the phase in several conversations without
changing it at all, it's probably a good catch phrase.  (Test this rule at your
own risk!)</p>

<p>Also, quotes here are listed as they "appear" in MST3K, and not necessarily in
their original form.  The reason is that I intend this to be a Catch Phrase
Catalog, not a Catch Phrase Sources Catalog.</p>

<p> The list is alphabetized for use with the MST3K Drinking Game.</p>

<p>Enjoy.</p>
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<ul>
<li>A planet where apes evolved from men? (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?title=Planet+of+the+Apes">Planet of the Apes</a>)
<li>Again? (a la Rocky Squirrel) (The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show)
<li>Again with the finger!  (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Sunshine+Boys%2C+The">The
Sunshine Boys</a>[?])
<li>Ahhh, Ricky...  (I Love Lucy)
<li>'Allo, Sigfried!  'Allo, Roy! (Sigfried and Roy)
<li>Allright?  S'allright! (Senor Wences)
<li>Am I a CLOWN?!  Do I AMUSE YOU?! (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=GoodFellas">GoodFellas</a>)
<li>Ancient Chinese secret, huh?  (commercial)
<li>Animels vill be bred und SLAUGHTERED! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Dr.+Strangelove">Dr. Strangelove</a>)
<li>And there, on the door handle, was a HOOK! (Traditional campfire story)
<li>Are you known for your work in the theater? (What's My Line?)
<li>Are you talking to me?  (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Taxi+Driver">Taxi Driver</a>)
<li>ATTICA!  ATTICA!  ATTICA!  (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Dog+Day+Afternoon">Dog Day Afternoon</a>/<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Attica">Attica</a>)
<p>
<li>Beware of the dwarf. (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Foul+Play">Foul Play</a>)
<li>Bite me!
<li>Boy, boy, crazy boy...  (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=West+Side+Story">West Side Story</a>)
<li>Bring out your dead. (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Monty+Python+and+the+Holy+Grail">Monty Python and the Holy Grail</a>)
<li>By this time my lungs were aching for air. (Sea Hunt)
<p>
<li>Charlie, they took my thumbs! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Pope+of+Greenwich+Village,+The">The Pope of Greenwich Village</a>)
<li>Chili peppers burn my gut. (Side Hackers)
<li>Conform...conform...
<p>
<li>Damn you all to hell!  (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Planet+of+the+Apes">Planet of the Apes</a>)
<li>Do not bring your evil here. (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Swamp+Thing">Swamp Thing</a>)
<li>Do you find me pleasing?  Do I please you? (Star Trek, TOS, pilot)
<li>Do you want to go faster?  (Yea!)  Raise your hands if you want to go faster!  (Yea!)
<li>Does this bug you?  I'm not touching you.
<li>Don't look at me!  Don't you look at me!  Mommy!  MOMMY!  (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Blue+Velvet">Blue Velvet</a>)
<li>Don't you do it! (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Officer+and+a+Gentleman,+An">An Officer and a Gentleman</a>)
<p>
<li>Exterminate!  Exterminate! (Dr. Who)
<p>
<li><a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Faster+Pussycat%21+Kill%21+Kill%21+%281965%29">Faster, pussycat! Kill! Kill!</a>
<li>Fisher! (Commercial)
<li>Football practice! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Shocker">Shocker</a>)
<p>
<li>Go to bed, old man!
<li>Good night and may God bless! (Red Skelton)
<li>Groovy! (Evil Dead <a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Evil+Dead+2">2</a> & <a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Evil+Dead+3">3</a>)
<li><a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Gymkata">Gymkata!</a>
<p>
<li>He is one weird mamma jamma.
<li>Hello, Cleveland!  Rock and roll! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?This+is+Spinal+Tap">Spinal Tap</a>)
<li>Hello, Shoil! (Laverne & Shirley)
<li>Hi-Keeba! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Women+of+the+Prehistoric+Planet">Women of the Prehistoric Planet</a>)
<li>Honey West!
<li>Hooker's a good cop! (TJ Hooker)
<li>How about a little fire, Scarecrow? (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Wizard+of+Oz,+The+(1939)">Wizard of Oz</a>)
<li>How fortunate!  This will simplify everything! (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Phantom+Creeps,+The">The Phantom Creeps</a>,
Episode 2, a la <a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/person-exact?Lugosi,+Bela">Bela Lugosi</a>)
<li>How would you like it if we picked YOUR apples? (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Wizard+of+Oz,+The+(1939)">Wizard of Oz</a>)
<li>Howard Johnson is right!  (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Blazing+Saddles">Blazing Saddles</a>)
<li>Hurts, don't it?  Tell your friends. (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Road+House">Road House</a>)
<li>Huzzah! (Ren Fest, or other renaissance festival)
<p>
<li>I *WILL* kill him! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Dune">Dune</a>)
<li>I am Kirrok! (Star Trek, TOS)
<li>I am not an animal!  I am a human being! (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Elephant+Man%2C+The">The Elephant Man</a>)
<li>I can't come back, folks!  I don't know how it works!  Goodbye! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Wizard+of+Oz,+The+(1939)">Wizard of Oz</a>)
<li>I could go for a char-broiled hamburger sandwich and some french-fried
potatoes. (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Jungle+Goddess">Jungle Goddess</a>)
<li>I got nowhere else to go! (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Officer+and+a+Gentleman,+An">An Officer and a Gentleman</a>)
<li>I had Jello today.
<li>I like you--that's why I'm going to kill you last. (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Commando">Commando</a>)
<li>I smell a rat -- a big Commie rat. (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Dr.+Strangelove">Dr. Strangelove</a>)
<li>I want Rockford dead! (The Rockford Files)
<li>I wet `em. (Monty Python)
<li>I'd hate to shoot a butt like that.
<li>I'll harm you! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/person-exact?Besser,+Joe">Joe Besser</a>)
<li>I'm Batman (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Batman">Batman</a>)
<li>I'm a Grimwold Warrior! (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Viking+Women+and+the+Sea+Serpent">The Viking Women and the
Sea Serpent</a>)
<li>I'm comin' Beanie Boy! (Beanie and Cecil)
<li>I'm dead now.  Please don't smoke. (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/person-exact?Brynner,+Yul">Yul Brynner</a>, a la commercial)
<li>I'm going to give you such a pinch! (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/person-exact?Besser,+Joe">Joe Besser</a>)
<li>I'm huge!
<li>I'm hysterical, and I'm wet, and I'm in pain! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Producers,+The">The Producers</a>)
<li>I'm made of liquid metal. (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Terminator+2">T2</a>, a la <a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/person-exact?Schwarzenegger,+Arnold">Ahnold</a>)
<li>I'm not dead yet! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Monty+Python+and+the+Holy+Grail">Monty Python and the Holy Grail</a>)
<li>I'm the god!  I'M THE GOD! (Twilite Zone, "The Little People")
<li>Interesting--but STUPID! (Laugh-in)
<li>Is it safe? (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Marathon+Man">Marathon Man</a>)
<li>It is balloon! (F Troop)
<li>It puts the lotion on its skin. (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Silence+of+the+Lambs">Silence of the Lambs</a>)
<li>It stinks! [w/ OK hand gesture] (Pod People)
<li>It's... (Monty Python)
<li>It's a mad house!  A mad house! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Planet+of+the+Apes">Planet of the Apes</a>)
<li>It's fun.
<li>It's hot and it hurts and stuff. (Bactine commercial)
<li>It's my way or the highway. (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Road+House">Road House</a>)
<p>
<li>Jane, stop this crazy thing!  (Jetsons)
<li>Join us! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Evil+Dead">The Evil Dead</a>)
<li>Just shakin' the bushes, boss.  (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Cool+Hand+Luke">Cool Hand Luke</a>)
<p>
<li>Knew your father I did. (Mr. B Natural)
<li>Krakatoa, east of Java. Bentonville, east of Muncie.
<p>
<li>Life is simple here in Grovers Corners.  (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Our+Town">Our Town</a>)
<li>Live, dammit, live!  You've never given up on anything in your life,
now LIVE!" (<a href="http://www.mssstate.edu/M/title-exact?+Abyss,+The">The
Abyss</a>)
<li>Look into your heart! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Miller%27s+Crossing">Miller's Crossing</a>)
<p>
<li>Mazola corn goodnness... (Mazola commercial)
<li>McCloud!!! (McCloud)
<li>Mendoza! (The Simpson)</li>
<li>Mm-HMMMMmmmm, that's good weed! (Carson, a la Art Fern)
<li>My mother was a saint! (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Public+Enemy+Number+One">Public Enemy Number One</a>)
<li>My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die. (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Princess+Bride">The Princess Bride</a>)
<p>
<li>N Y P D (NYPD)
<li>No, mommy, not the clown suit!
<p>
<li>Oh, for fun!
<li>Oh, suddenly *I'm* the jerk!
<li><a href="http://www.realaudio.com/rafiles/ryy/hndnbrg.ram">Oh, the humanity...</a>  (Hindenburg disaster newsreel)
<li>Oh, the pain, the pain... (Lost In Space)
<li>Ohhhh, lady! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/person-exact?+=Lewis%2C+Jerry">Jerry Lewis</a>)
<li>Oops, sorry! That was me...
<li>Ouch!  I fell on my keys. (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Producers,+The">The Producers</a>)
<li>Oui, I sure did that thing.  (Monty
Python's Flying Circus)
<p>
<li>Peppridge Fa-ahm remembahs. (commercial)
<li>Poopie!</li>
<li>Pull my finger!
<li>Puma?  Puma! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Ring+of+Terror">Ring of Terror</a>)
<p>
<li>Rosebud...  (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Citizen+Kane">Citizen Kane</a>)
<p>
<li>Saaaaaaay!
<li>Saigon.  I can't believe I'm still in Saigon. (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Apocalypse+Now">Apocalypse Now</a>)
<li>Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel. (Batman TV Series)
<li>Sanctuary!  (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Hunchback+of+Notre+Dame,+The+(1939)">The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939)</a>)
<li>Serpentine!  Dodge the bullets! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?The+In-Laws">The In-Laws</a>)
<li>Skipper!  Little buddy! (Gilligan's Island)
<li>SLEEP!
<li>Smuckers jellies and jams...
<li>Some THING is wrong on <a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Saturn+3">Saturn 3</a>.
<li><a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Soylent+Green">Soylent Green</a> is made from *people*!
<li>Spock!  Spock! (Star Trek, TOS)
<li>Stately Wayne Manor... (Batman)
<li>Stay off the moors. (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?American+Werewolf+in+London">An American Werewolf in London</a>)
<li>Stella!!!  (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Streetcar+Named+Desire">A Streetcar Named Desire</a>)
<li><a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Switch">Switch</a>.  Jimmy Smits
<p>
<li>Thank you, I'll be here all week.  Enjoy the buffet!
<li>That's what I'm asking. I don't know! THIRD BASE! (Abbott and Costello)
<li>The horror!  The horror! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Apocolypse+Now">Apocolypse Now</a>)
<li>This is CNN.
<li>This is gonna be my new Saturday night thing.  (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?24A31F">Road House</a>)
<li>This square bugs me!  He really bugs me! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Wild+Rebels">Wild Rebels</a>)
<li>This was no boating accident. (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Jaws">Jaws</a>)
<li>Throw me the whip!  Throw me the idol! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Raiders+of+the+Lost+Ark">Raiders of the Lost Ark</a>)
<li><a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Thunderbirds+are+GO">Thunderbirds are GO!</a>
<li>Tonight on Rescue 911 (Rescue 911)
<li>Tonight, on a very special Trapper John, MD
<li>Trumpy, NO!  (Pod People)
<li>Turn it off!  Turn it off! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+Hardcore+(1979)">Hardcore</a>)
<p>
<li>Warriors, come out and play! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Warriors,+The">The Warriors</a>)
<li>Watch out for snakes! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Eegah">Eegah</a>)
<li>We're gonna get a bigger boat, right? (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Jaws">Jaws</a>)
<li>We're having an adventure--just like the Goonies!
<li>Welcome to <a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Death+Valley+Days">Death
Valley Days</a>.  The driver is either missing or he's	dead. (a la <a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/person-exact?Reagan,+Ronald">Ronald Reagan</a>)
<li>What about Scarecrow's brain? (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Wizard+of+Oz,+The+(1939)">The Wizard of Oz</a>)
<li>What would McGyver do?
<li>What's that, boy?  Daddy's hurt?  Down in deadrock canyon?  (Lassie)
<li>When you're a jet, you're a jet all the way, man! (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=West+Side+Story">West Side
Story</a>)
<li>Who's the new girl?
<li>Whose woods these are, I think I know... (Robert Frost, "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening")
<li>Works every time. (Billy Dee Williams, Colt '45 Malt Liquor commercial)
<p>
<li>Xanadu, stately home of Charles Foster Kane.  Cost, no one can say.	(<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Citizen+Kane">Citizen Kane</a>)
<p>
<li>You... are going... to die!  Because I... am going... to KILL you!
<li>You have *got* to be kidding me!
<li>You *will* bow down before me! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?+=Superman">Superman</a>)
<li>You did it!  You finally did it! (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Planet+of+the+Apes">Planet of the Apes</a>)
<li>You die Joe!
<li>You go; I'm bitter. (<a
href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Seven+Samurai">The Seven Samurai</a>?)
<li>You must <a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Sink+the+Bismarck">Sink the Bismarck</a>!
<li>You're gonna make it after all... (The Mary Tyler Moore Show)
<li>You're ruining it for me.
<li>You've broken ape law. (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/M/title-exact?Planet+of+the+Apes">Planet of the Apes</a>)
</ul>
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I just wanted to take this time to thank the following contributors:
<ul>
<li>pravn@mvp.rain.com (Petrea Mitchell)
<li>westerfi@cogsci.UCSD.EDU (Marissa Westerfield)
<li>"Hall, Richard A SSgt" <HallR@comm.vafb.af.mil>
<li>DDTQ48A@prodigy.com (MR STEPHEN K BLATT)
<li>"Ben Robertson" <obiwan@fox.nstn.ca>
<li>Matthew Soffen <matt@aai.com>
<li>The Great AtA <carra@thunder.indstate.du>
<li>"Tracy W. Bush" <superboy@netcom.com>
<li>LRAM8@aol.com
<li>Beebe <3VQ7VOSNIAKK@VMS.CSD.MU.EDU>
<li>Applefrien@aol.com</li>
<li>YRTP70B@prodigy.com (MR LANCE W KETT)
<li>pcone@a.crl.com
<li>SlaqJak@aol.com
<li>Tim Skelly <timsk@microsoft.com>
<li>Charles Hildebrandt <charles@westlake.com>
<li>Matthew and Linda Soffen <matthew.soffen@the-spa.com>
<li>"R. Taylor" <rich@cdmnet.com>
<li>"javier c. rivera" <riveraj@uwp.edu>
<li>Kathy Sanderson <ksansaur@umich.edu>
</ul>
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